29/Nov/2006

Deer Tick  identified as probable vector in recent spread of deadly home-cooked thyme disease outbreak.

Leading biologist (Bruce Rantah, Ph.D.in Herbology) remains confident that potentially fatal human strain has been isolated and quarantined. Rantah emphasizes that there is no immediate cause for panic nor is there good reason for eating your young just yet.

Through the miracle of science, we are able to provide you now with a photograph of this harmful yet difficult to see tick.

For comparative purposes, we have included a photo of Webster's New World Dictionary and Thesaurus. This gives readers a good sense of the smallness of this pesky insect.

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... some readers have indicated that the above proportions are all askew inasmuch as this disease-bearing tick cannot be seen at all.

Therefore, readers might now appreciate the smallness of this deer tick when next compared to a government cheque.


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See it there?

C'mon! LOOK!























I mean the CHEQUE!

See it?

Hydro rebate on pricing.

... gave me a facial tic.

... still have it... both the tic and the cheque - $20 bucks.

Man am I gunna have fun tunnite wit dat!

Tink I'll fly 2 L.A. )































































... yet again, some of you are missing it.

Look carefully at this comparison to a Canadian 2knee then.

See it now?

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No?

Still not yet?














































































Here then...

I took tweezers and piled a bunch of them together.

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